" sea captain "

 [ "sea captain" ]

1: the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.

  * e.g.,  ... nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain 

 [ "Sea Captain" ]

1: Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)

  * e.g.,  ... Jessica is a sea captain. 

 [ "Flemish Sea Captain" ]

1: A Flemish Sea Captain occurs while one partner is performing oral sex and blows their nose (ideally with a large amount of phlegm) onto their partner's genitals.

  * e.g.,  ... Suzy: "Oh yeah...oh yeah..." 

 [ "swarthy sea captain" ]

1: an ugly or haggard person.

  * e.g.,  ... "there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?" 

 [ "swarthy sea captain" ]

2: one who has been rode hard and put away wet.

 [ "Captain Sea Snort" ]

1: After the Man ejaculates onto is tummy, his partner comes in and snorts it off of his chest..

  * e.g.,  ... Jane gave Austin a Captain Sea Snort last night 

 [ "Salty Sea Captain" ]

1: When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.

  * e.g.,  ... "I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore." 

 [ "Sea captain" ]

1: A well calloused hand job. Most commonly given by weight lifters and longshoremen.

  * e.g.,  ... At first I wasn't too fond of Becky's sea captains but, I'm beginning to cum around. Plus the definition in those lats is crazy!